Ad From a Personal Column in Universal Cyberspace
Hello! My name is Zortox. I'm a pink and green,
recently divorced, Krolon; 32 feet - 6 inches; 4.8 tons.
I'm seeking a loving, carbon-based, organic,
3-dimensional mammal with which to form
a special relationship. You must enjoy line dancing,
tentacle-tapping, the consumption of raw flesh,
and the Simpsons. You will have at least one
appendage, digit, member, proboscis, tail or
similar feature, 8 feet long (or bigger!) and up to
3 feet in diameter. No elephants please!
No spines, scales or feathers. Soft fur is okay.
I'm a Scorpio with Cancer rising. I like a clean den.
My friends tell me I have a sunny disposition.
If you have the right equipment, a romantic heart,
enjoy drinking 50 litres of Chardonnay and eating
a few raw hippopotami around the bonfire with friends,
please relay a digitized light impulse to:
Zortox B - F - 1 - 2 - I SCREW - 3 - 3 - 7 - 5 - FUCK ME DRY -
OK - 2. Call me!
from Fit of Passion by Kim Downs and Liz Hall-Downs (Fit of Passion Collective, 1997) ISBN 0 646 316 036
